Coping just fine with my chicken addiction


By the time this hits your mailbox, I’ll have my new babies. Yes, I’m talking about new chickens. Remember how I said I was the Crazy Chicken Lady? You have no idea. Yet.

I want to go on record as saying that my chicken addiction is my mother’s fault. She started sharing Backyard Poultry magazine with me, even though she had absolutely no desire to own chickens.

I lived in a city. I didn’t want chickens either. I still have no idea why she started getting that magazine. But somehow, reading the articles and peeping at pictures of pampered poultry, the idea started to grow on me. After all, I’ve always liked birds, and chickens are much cheaper than parrots.

Then we moved to the farm and, lo and behold, it had a coop. Old and dilapidated, yes, but still a coop. I put the matter out of my mind until I took the kids to TSC one day to get horse feed. Wouldn’t you know it, it was chick week.

Sure enough, they had straight run bantams, and some of them looked like Silkies (a breed known for their docility and fur-like feathers). The kiddos started clamoring for “their own pets.” How could I resist at $1.50 each? Scott said OK but told me to also get some that laid eggs. Why, I’ll never know, since he won’t eat eggs.

Naming the banties was an event. Each kid got to pick one and name their own. Caitlin called her Silkie “Beautiful Sweet.” Arthur, being a boy, named his Bantam Cochin “Spiderman.” Scott was reluctant to name his. “You WILL name this chicken,” I intoned. Thus, Murphy was christened.

The kids started carrying on about when we were going to get a cow since we live on a farm now. I pointed to the remaining chicken and said “Voila! Now we have a Cow!” Yes, a rooster named Cow. I warned you I was crazy.

I picked up some traditional layers from the “pullet” tanks. After they matured, I discovered that we had ended up with four roosters and eight hens (counting the bantams). Eek!

A few months followed while I caged them at night, but moved some chicken pen with screens on top (to keep the hawks and cats out) around the yard so they could range during the day. We fixed the floor in the coop. We fenced a run. I bought a nifty new nestbox arrangement.

Finally we were ready.

For those of you who have never met a chicken, they poop. A lot. I kept them cleaned up while confined (good compost, you know), but it seemed the poo increased in proportion to the available space. Wow! Thank goodness for Harvey Ussery’s deep litter idea.

Deep litter is laying down at least 8 inches of loose litter (like leaves, grass clippings, chopped hay, etc) in your coop and run to absorb the nitrogen and ammonia from the poo without having to clean your coop every week. The material then starts composting and you can scrape it out once or twice a year.

Sounded good to me!

He also mentioned ventilation. Mind you, I’d been feeling bad because I just hadn’t gotten around to fixing the coop windows. The theory is that enough ventilation will prevent harmful fumes from harming the chickens’ lungs, while keeping the air dry and eliminating frostbite.

This sounded better and better to me, since I don’t have electricity out to the coop and can’t heat it. So I left the windows open. I have noticed that now, even after seven months, my coop doesn’t stink and my chickens are all still healthy.

The first night it got down into the teens, I couldn’t sleep. I was convinced that I’d go out to the coop and find them all frozen, or Stewie’s magnificent comb frostbitten.

It was a bit of an anticlimax the next morning, but everything was fine. Sure, the water was frozen, but I’d brought extra. Nobody had frostbite. I would have done the happy dance, but none of the hens would have laid for a month afterward. My happy dance is a little scary.

Few human women have planned for their babies as I’ve planned for my chickens in the last few months. The perfect breeds, the necessary equipment, the places to keep them through their stages of development… my brain is still spinning happily along. I can’t wait to see how my carefully selected new babies will work out. I can’t wait for my first dozen “rainbow” eggs later this summer.

Sure, it can be a pain venturing out in the cold to collect eggs or carry unfrozen water four times a day. I’m sure people driving by have laughed at that crazy lady on the side of the road pulling up weeds in the dead of winter. But just one afternoon spent surrounded by feathery bodies clucking contentedly is worth it. Those perfect eggs are way worth it. And I can’t wait to see what that compost will do for our garden.

You’ll hear about my first slaughtering adventures in a few months.

I told you I was crazy.


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