Category: Parts of Speech

Would like a side of cash with that?

?Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I?m not sure about the former.??Albert Einstein

 

?Read it with a grain of salt, then tell me what you think,? my sister said as she slipped a copy of ?The Secret? into my hand.

I glanced around and quickly stuffed the book into my bag, feeling that I had somehow just stepped within the grasp of some bazaar metaphysical society. (No offense to my sister, she?ll understand. I think.)

But I also wondered if the world as I knew it was about to change.

Well, not really. But I was still curious.

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Jane Austen: Hollywood’s new it-girl

?Why doesn?t anything happen in Jane Austen after the wedding?
What about sequels? Pride and Prejudice?The Sequel: Darcy?s Hunting
Buddies Move In.?
?Dave Harvey

Somebody?s in the mood for love. Not throw-away, highest
bidder, until the camera stops rolling, most photogenic, ratings
driven, speed racer love.

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Sweeping porches is a neglected art

??It?s a chore seldom done at any place you don?t personally call
your own. You might, for a friend in serious need, load a dishwasher or
fold a load of laundry. You might even look after her toddler, if she
is busy, God forbid, throwing up with the flu. But you?ll not likely
sweep off any porch, anywhere, unless is belongs to you.
? ?Sharon Randall

Proving once again that I spend too much time on the
Internet, I was searching through online newspapers prowling for topic
ideas or anything interesting.

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Grab a pencil, it’s time to write…

??As grown-ups, we have come to place undo importance on this thing called competence.? ?Chris Baty

Last
October, I wrote about a November event called NaNoWriMo. This year I?m
mentioning it again?a little earlier this time?to inform and prepare
anyone out there who might be interested in signing up in the next
month or two.

NaNoWriMo, short for National Novel Writing
Month, is the creation of Chris Baty, a writer guy from California, who
in 1999 produced his little project in an attempt to be less bored and
meet more girls.

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‘The Office’ casting rings true to life

?Yes, I was the first one out (during the fire). And yes, I?ve heard ?women and children first.? But we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.? ?Michael Scott (Steve Carell) from ?The Office?

Assistant regional manager Dwight Schrute, mistakenly thinking he?s about to be promoted, paints his boss?s office black in order to intimidate his subordinates.

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Ultimately, its the mothers who cry

?The last time when you ran to me, still small enough to hold. The last time that you said you?d marry me when you grew old. Precious, simple moments and bright flashes from your past ? would I have held on longer if I?d known they were your last?? ?Karen Kingsbury?

I have a friend with a newborn baby. She?s understandably tired, anxious and stressed. I have another who?s ?baby? is starting his first year of high school. She?s tired, anxious and stressed too. Then there?s another who is two semesters away from putting her last baby in a cap and gown. She?s tired, anxious and stressed too.

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Organizing life isn’t always tidy

?The trouble with organizing a thing is that pretty soon folks get to paying more attention to the organization than to what they?re organized for.? ?Laura Ingalls Wilder?

Hot career trends come and go. In the same way that the television series ?CSI? has inspired people to get into forensics, shows like ?Trading Spaces? and ?While You Were Out? have sparked as much interest in organization. Or in the very least, sparked some guilt about being less than organized.

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These women make a big difference

?This one?s for the girls ?Who love without holding back, Who dream with everything they have, All around the world?? ?Martina McBride

 

You may have heard the name Mariane Pearl. She has been in the news a lot, again. She is the widow of Daniel Pearl, the Wall Street Journal reporter who was kidnapped and murdered in Pakistan by Islamic terrorists in 2002, when Mariane was five months pregnant. There?s a movie out now based on her memoirs about her husband.

She is also an international reporter and the Global Diary columnist for Glamour magazine. It?s this Global Diary that caught my attention. I stumbled across it when I randomly bought an issue of Glamour. And now I?m hooked.

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The only way out is to go through it

?The only way out is through?the only way we?ll feel better?the only way out is through ultimately.?

?Alanis Morisette

 

Sometimes there is too much loss in a short period of time. The abduction and murder of Kelsey Smith in Overland Park is a story that mixes too many emotions in a single pot.

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Graduation is a chance to start over

?A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ?individuality? is the key to success.? ?Robert Purvis

Until this weekend, I?ve never deliberately walked into a heightened security area where the single entrance/exit is guarded by fire and police and bordered by two bag check points, scanning purses and diaper bags, faculty and grandmas.

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