More dogs-and knock-knock jokes-than you can imagine

ORIGINALLY WRITTEN DAVID VOGEL
Kennedy Street is where I live, and there are enough dogs on my street, we could have our own dog show.

For example, I have a Pomeranian. Next door there is a golden retriever that barks the night away. Then there is the house on the south end that has a wiener dog, but I’m not sure what else.

Oh, there’s also that pug dog that runs around the neighborhood. Then on the north end are two other little dogs that bark if you get anywhere near their fence.

That’s just my side of the street. On the other side, there is a pom-poo, two more little twirps and another golden retriever.

A couple of years ago I was out playing in the snow, don’t ask why. Anyway, as the day got later, and colder, I noticed that same golden retriever that I just mentioned, laying on the porch by the door of an elderly woman’s home, which brings me to this knock-knock joke:

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

B-4.

B-4 who?

B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

* * *

If you know me, you know that if I tell one joke, I always seem to want to tell more. Don’t ask why. So, I’ve come up with a lot more knock-knock jokes that have the same “Let me in” theme:

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Knock-knock.

Who’s there!

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door!

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, let us in!

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes getting boring.

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Opera.

Opera who?

Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once !

* * *

That last one had nothing to do with the musical I was recently in.

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you even going to open the door?

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

* * *

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Quack.

Quack who?

Quack another bad joke and I’m leaving!

* * *

Well, that should be enough knock-knock jokes to last you awhile. I hope you enjoyed them, I did. (Don’t ask why.)

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